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SPOILING THE SPOILERS
By markopolo100@yahoo.com

Updated March 10, 2004

Spoiling Survivor is a fun detective-like game that many people enjoy. Just look at the 1,000's of posts of message boards like Survivor Sucks and SBlows.

But lately, spoiling has taken a new direction. Mysterious and questionable spoiler reports are all over the Internet.

As suggested by Krautboy of SurvivorBlows, we now have to try and "spoil" the spoilers.

Below is a look at five of the most-discussed boot lists. Each person has posted a general outlook or full order of how the Survivor All-Stars contestants fared. We'll update this page soon with extended information. And be sure to e-mail us your comments.
 
Spoiler Snewser ChillOne Sleek28 Jeff Varner TSNet
Boot list
date
Ongoing Jan. 20 Jan. 21 Jan. 20, 28 Ongoing
Who are these guys? Webmaster of popular Survivor site; the star of the spoiling community Guy trying to sell a book after he got lucky on vacation. Disgruntled CBS staffer or O.J. Simpson finally giving up his "manhunt" and giving spoiling a try. Popular former castaway who might be upset he missed the All-Star cut. Crazy Survivor fans who think Rich's naked butt warps young minds much more than Janet's breast.
Still going? STRONG New life? DEAD STRONG Going
The latest (As of March 10) Recently updated his list and has tweaked it now and then.

Using power of Orange to identify future boots. (Or just make fun of a guy, no a girl)
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WHAT exactly is Orangeena?
Everyone is laughing at poor ChillOne. Ethan is still in the game, but Mogo Mogo might be having some trouble with challenges over the next few episodes. Well, at least ONE thing might turn out to be true.

The "man" must not be the greatest source.
He admitted he was a lying hoax. His post has been sent to "the dump." But he did have every stupid newspaper/radio station in the country pick his bootlist. Of course, a certain Detroit paper would NEVER pick up that pile of crap. His Survivor All-Stars info might have caused a ruckus. It has disappeared off his site. Our sources have confidence in Shii Ann, Kathy, Colby, Tom, Rob M. Then again, we thought Rob C. was going to go a little farther.
 
Accuracy so far (for all info, not just boot list) 100 percent (other info has been correct, though he doesn't predict challenge outcomes) 20 percent (Keeps changing boots when he receives "new intel") 95 percent (no Jenna M. symbolic tribal council, or wait, was there one? See the torches at Mogo Mogo)

But we know he's wrong in Episode 5 and after.
99 percent


We're starting to believe in Mr. Varner; are you?
85 percent (we've gotten the boots right, but the challenge details are a little off). Hey, it's hard!
Boot list
(If no exact number is given, names are put in alphabetical order)









 
1) Tina
2) Rudy
3) Jenna M.
4) Rob C.
5) Rich
6) Sue

Thumbs down

Ethan
Colby
Jerri

Thumbs up
Kathy
Lex
Alicia
Shii Ann
Tom
Rupert
Amber

Final 2
Rob M.
Jenna L.
1) Tina
2) Ethan (oops Rudy)

Thumbs down
Colby
Ethan
Jenna M.
Jerri
Kathy
Lex
Rich
Rob C.
Rudy
Sue

Final 7
7) Alicia
6) Shii Ann
5) Big Tom
4) Rupert
3) Jenna L.

Final 2
Amber
Rob M.
1) Tina
2) Rudy
3) Jenna

Thumbs down
4) Rob C.
5) Jerri
6) Sue
7) Ethan
8) Richard
9) Colby

Jury

10) Lex
11) Kathy
12) Shi-Ann
13) Alicia
14) Jenna L
15) Rupert
16) Tom

Final 2

Amber
Rob M.
1) Tina
2) Rudy

Thumbs down

Colby
Ethan
Jenna M.
Jerri
Richard
Rob C.

No definite opinion
Tom
Susan

Thumbs up
Alicia
Jenna L.
Kathy
Lex
Rupert
Shii Ann

Final 2
Amber
Rob M.
 
1) Tina
2) Rudy
3) Jenna M.
4) Rob C.
5) Rich
6) Sue
7) Colby/Ethan



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If they were a famous person, they would be ... Any married woman (she's always right, and when she's wrong, she never really is wrong) Pete Rose, gotta sell the old book. O.J., O.J. on telephone with Direct TV, Chris Webber, Martha Stewart, Scott Peterson, baseball player at steroids test, Omarosa (oh my head hurts). Nancy Kerrigan. Just think if Tonya Harding didn't come around and make her famous. We just wanted to take a shot at Kerrigan, that's all. Heidi Strobel (S7) She's pretty stupid, but she made some luck guesses on that IQ test. (Either that or the tester got lucky, if ya know what we mean)
How reliable are they? Almost always right (missed one boot in Survivor 7) Spoiled Final 2 and other Survivor 6 info, but some of it was wrong. Well, it looks like an AOL screen name, and he acted like an AOLer, too. His list was right on for a few weeks of Survivor 4, then was mysteriously replaced. Our secret sources could be real, or they could be him!
Reasons not to believe 1) It's their "best guess."

2) Likes monkeys too much.
1) He's trying to sell a book.

2) Why would someone tell him everything?
1) Definition:
To gloss over; conceal.

2) Name reminds us of Tweek  from South Park.
1) Some say that he's been hiding something. ... His response.

2) Just looking for attention?
1) We bet on this team to go to the Super Bowl.

2) Markopolo is SUCH a jokester.
How sure are they? "Best guess."

Confident when he puts a little green check mark.
Whatever "The Man" says.

Now, is "The Man" his publisher?

 
More confident than a guy on a double dose of Levitra. Just his "feeling" from around Hollywood. We better be right; we put our life savings on a Beantown guy who acts like CT from Real World Paris.
If they were a democratic presidential contender, they would be .... John Kerry with extra Botox. Howard Dean "And we're going to the Amazon, then to Pearl Islands then to the All-Stars finale, yeaarrrrrrgh!" Anyone who claims they were attacked by aliens. Al Sharpton, he's a star! Dennis Kucinich (the fact that we could spell his name correctly is pathetic).
 
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