So after Rob rolls around with Amber, he gets to roll
on some logs for reward. Again, we're not 100%
sure that this is the immunity challenge, but we'll
take the leap of faith.
The challenge is simple. Roll on the log, the person
who falls off first loses.
Rob and Lex face off with Amber, Alicia, Rupert and
Jenna (black swimsuit) watching. Tom sits out.
Ethan and Rupert land in the water. Rupert makes a
big splash and Ethan holds on to the log. Rupert
loses. Notice Jeffy on platform, with no immunity
idol in sight.
Rob sends Lex to the water. Kathy watches Ethan and
Rupert.
What's the reward? We're not sure, but how can CBS
top a yacht, dinner, dessert, open bar and throwing
golf clubs into the
sea? Looks like funds might be limited so how about
a bottle of Sierra Mist in a Kia? Either that or a
special visit with
Sleek and
Chillone at
a tavern to discuss the game. Just kidding
now!
WEDNESDAY UPDATE: The Early Show states
that each ambassador gets to pick three items in
secrecy from the other camp to their tribe if they
are the winner.
Since we have no pics of happy or sad people from
the challenge, here's a great UNRELEASED pic of
Susan quitting at the Episode 6 RC.
Guess Chapera wasn't the only one happy to see the
Soozin gone, eh? Thanks to BossieCowCow for the
HILARIOUS pic.
PICK A TRIBEMATE: (What is going on here?)
WEDNESDAY UPDATE: The Early Show gave it
away! Jenna L and Kathy are the ambassadors. So much
for that Rupert with Mogo Mogo pic.
First of all, the tribes DO NOT MERGE this
episode.
With that out of the way, it's time to figure out
what the heck is going on.
From the CBS teaser: The tribes fear the worst
when Tree Mail announces they must each send one of
their own to the opposing tribe's camp.
Furthermore, the
CBS Eyemail states that the tribes choose
"ambassadors to visit their rival camps."
So what the heck do the ambassadors do? They
aren't there to pick out a merge camp, because
SurvivorNews.net reports that the tribes merge on
Saboga beach, NOT Mogo Mogo or Chapera.
Sounds to us like this is a similar twist to the
"pick a castaway, any castaway" twist in the Pearl
Islands (Survivor 7, episode 4). In that episode,
Morgan won the immunity challenge and picked Rupert
to join them on their tribe. Rupert competed in the
episode 5 RC for Morgan and then went back to Drake
for the IC.
The pic above shows Rupert throwing in front of a
bunch of Mogo Mogo's, yet he still has a red buff.
Sue5858 and alabamacandace on EZBoard's MESS Hall point out
that when Rupert went to Morgan, he kept his blue
buff (right). Seems like the same could happen here.
However, Rupert has to be around at Chapera for "the
competition between he and Rob" to take place as the
CBS teasers tell us. So maybe the camera angle is
showing the Mogo Mogo end? Then again, Rupert vs.
Rob could be before the treemail. We're not
convinced either way.
(Left): Jerri is secluding herself as her tribe
decides which member to send to Chapera.
(Right): Kathy: "Hey Jerri, you *****, come on over
to the conversation!"
Could Jerri be sent away to Chapera? While it
might be good to get rid of her "grating"
personality for a while, do they trust Jerri to be
loyal enough to Mogo Mogo? Jerri is also behind
Rupert in the challenge pic.
Kathy and Ethan are NOT seen in that pic. Kathy
would make perfect sense to go to Chapera because
she already knows them.
Looks like Chapera draws sticks to choose who goes
to Mogo Mogo. Alicia draws the longest stick.
Usually when your draw sticks, the shortest one
loses. That means Alicia probably isn't the
ambassador. Or is Chapera so stupid that they can't
figure it out? Rob and Amber have to stick around to
make out. Tom, Jenna L, and Rupert could go.
The pic on the right is earlier in the preview and
shows Alicia holding a treemail, apparently the
"pick a tribemate" treemail.
However, Rupert and Tom are missing.
Four Chapera members are shown in the "pick a
tribemate" portion of the preview -- Rob and Amber
together, Amber and Alicia together. Tom gets his own shot
(PS: Isn't he starting to look like a fat Hulk
Hogan?). Jenna L shown in a group photo. Right after these
pics, CBS states. "Then when each tribe needs to
send one of their own to the other side...Will it
be for good?"
(Single shot of Rupert)
(Single shot of Jerri)
Ethan (in Mogo Mogo bushes): "Everything was going
smoothly, then BOOM!"
Does it mean anything? Probably not.
An interesting scenario has the ambassadors
leaving after the RC (which would then be log
rolling) and go to the other tribe for the immunity
challenge (which would then be weapons) and tribal
council. But the preview hints will the ambassadors
going be "for good?" Sounds like no.
For now,
Rupert or Alicia and Jerri or Kathy or Ethan are our guesses
for going to the other tribe.
Still, it likely doesn't affect the immunity
challenge and boot below.
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE: Weapons of mass destruction (Chapera wins)
The Thursday Early Show has told us that this is the
immunity challenge.
(Left): Mogo Mogo put a picture of Colby's head on
the target to help out Jerri's aim.
(Right): Chapera should have put a picture of Johnny
Fairplay to help Rupie, but heck, he doesn't need
any help.
(Right): Someone hit a bull's eye and it looks like
an arrow. Is it Jerri? Eh, who knows!?
We're pretty sure either Jerri or Ethan is booted
this episode. That means Chapera wins.
BOOT: Ethan.
We're about 90% sure
Mogo Mogo is going to tribal council.
We
think Jerri and Ethan are candidates as pre-jury
boots. Who goes? Aww shucks, we're just not sure.
Already pegged for a previous boot was ETHAN.
They brought him to Mogo Mogo to get rid of him. He
is a past winner, a challenge threat (as long as he
doesn't have to untie knots) and can't fish
at all.
But if Mogo Mogo loses again, would they really boot
ANOTHER strong person? Then there's Jeff
Varner's spoiler about Ethan
being a prima donna: "I've been told to look for
a major pissy diva temper tantrum thrown by Africa
winner Ethan Zohn. I'm told he will be very
embarrassed at his behavior when America sees it."
We haven't seen this tantrum yet, right? Ahh! But
CBS hints at a clue. Ethan feels blindsided by
Mogo Mogo's Tribal Council major decision. Could
we be in for a tantrum this week?
Then again, we're pretty sure the tribes merge next
episode. Merge is Survivor language for voting out
the challenge hogs. Sounds like a perfect scenario
for Ethan to be booted and throw a tantrum. And Lex
after him as Mogo Mogo starts to get Pagong'ed.
And don't forget the Jeff Probst comments in the
press about a love triangle (possibly
between Rob, Ethan and Amber). That makes sense
since Ethan has had a past fling with Amber. Lex,
Tom, Rupert are all married. Sounds to us like
Ethan
makes the merge???
Then again, Varner states, No one who's won this
game before will even get close to the jury. A
merge boot is also very close to the jury. And
finally, Ethan's quote "Everything was going
smoothly, then BOOM!" could be foreshadowing of his
demise.
JERRI
was played up in the previews HUGE last week.
"Why does the tribe hate her?" That
usually means she doesn't go that week, but very
soon. While she still has a slight friendship with
Lex, his voting alliance mates -- Kathy and Shii --
hate her guts. With Kathy back in the voting boot,
Jerri is not needed. And speaking of GUTS, we think
it makes more sense for Lex to take pity on his
Africa tribemate Ethan and vote out Jerri. Besides,
Lex's gut should tell him that Ethan is a better
post-merge target for the Chaperans to take out. As
Krautboy on Blows states, "Ethan represents a
challenge threat and without him around, Lex becomes
Chapera’s primary target. Lex must keep Ethan over
Jerri if he is to survive post-merge."
PREDICTION: It's a tough call. Good cases
for both made by all. Since Varner hints Ethan, and
some newbie spoiler thinks that, too, we'll have to
switch up and go with
Ethan.
Based on RPI, strength of schedule, how much
they hate Duke and Markopolo's personal bias.
1. Osten (Survivor
7): Let's play
Match Game. Osten was a BLANK willow. Gene, the
only thing on my mind was
Pooooooooooooossssssssssieee!
2. Gabe (Survivor
4): He had a teddy
bear. He rapped worse than Vanilla Ice on crack.
He basically quit because he didn't want to play
the game. Hmmn, sounds like Osten except for the
lack of a pelican phobia.
3. Silas (Survivor
3): First of three
"pretty boys" to have their tribes throw a
challenge to get rid of them. First to be duped by
tribal switch. Could be higher if had tried to
steal Tom's cherries.
4. Jed (Survivor
5): SNORE! The
biggest dud since Gabe proves that Jeff Probst and
EPMB were looking at the body and not the persona
when casting for supposed hunks. Jed tried to pass
off this good ol' religious boy image, only to be
put on Smoking Gun.com for drunk driving moments
after being miscast. Also was voted off after
tribe threw a challenge (remember Ken sitting
out?).
5. Burton
(Survivor 7): Drake
threw a challenge to boot him, but that wasn't
enough for this pretty boy. He got voted back in
as an outcast and tortured us for weeks with his
annoying personality (but not as bad as Tijuana's
voice).
6. Dave (Survivor
6): Rocket
scientist couldn't figure out a puzzle, thought
that Roger and Butch were good Survivor players,
then wears a speedo to try and get the girls not
to vote him off. Hmmm, no wonder Heidi had a
higher IQ than him. America, this is why those
stupid, 80-billion dollar space probes go off
never to return.
7. Joel (Survivor
1): Moooooooo!
8. Kel (Survivor
2): The Jerky Boy
got beat up by a bunch of Canadians at a bar, and
they weren't even Vancouver Canucks! Jerri didn't
get a Christmas card from you, but she did get
$$$$ for Playboy and acting. Too bad, loser!
9. Shawn (Survivor
7): Useless. Burton
could have made fun of Rupert's dress on his own.
10. Ken (Survivor
5): Thailand stunk
more than the Chuay Gahn cave under a hot sun. And
this silent cop from N.Y. was so boring, we were
rooting for Robb to kick his butt. He had one good
scene the whole show, and that was when Probst
introduced him and everyone clapped. He also kept
Brian's porno past a secret, which would have made
Thailand a little more interesting had it been
revealed. Oh, and he voted for Clay, what an
idiot! And what about that IC he lost so bad
digging up the holes? Wait a sec, maybe Ken should
be higher?
Honorable mention:
Ace (Real World
Paris, RR/RW Inferno):
His "nothin bothers me, I am a southern boy" BS
lasted about two episodes. What was left? A big,
dumb whiner who had Osten-like quitting
tendencies. His hatred toward French people was
his only good quality. Je suis desole. J'aime les
francais!
Anyone on Big
Brother:
(Self-explanatory)
Brad (Real World
San Diego): Oh geez,
how many times can I get drunk and go to jail in
one episode?
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