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We're VERY confident that Rupert is the first
boot. Having said that, Amber and Rob are likely
to stick together (after all, they are together
after the show). That gives them at least a 66
percent chance of winning the Final Three immunity.
Jenna Lewis hasn't won anything ever, and she might
be content with the $150,000 or so for third place.
There won't be any MamaKim lack of drama. Jenna
should be the second boot.
Amber and Rob are the Final 2, which sets up a very
interesting vote.
There are numerous problems with
Amber winning. Most of America sees her as a person
who rode Rob's coattails until the end of the game.
But, as Jeff Probst said recently, "She was smart
enough to let this guy whose personality is so out
front, let him take the bullets."
Significant clues led us to the conclusion that
Amber wins.
1) The constant editing of Rob questioning Amber's
loyalty, yet little or no editing of Amber
questioning Rob's loyalty. Rob's status in the
alliance of two is in doubt, yet Amber's isn't.
2) Shii Ann's strong push to reveal Amber as the big
player in the game. This was shown for a big reason.
3) Jeff Probst telling reporters recently that Amber
is a very strong player and that she has had much
influence over the decisions. His positive view of
Rob as "the underdog" is a red flag that hints he
doesn't win.
4) Kathy's almost-bragging about Rob "Getting his"
in the end.
5) Alicia's flat-out admission on a radio show that
she would not vote for Rob in the Final 2.
At first, many of these clues led us to believe that
Rob only made it to the Final 3. However, pre-game
spoiling analysis, which proved to be almost 100
percent accurate, strongly supported a Rob-Amber
Final 2. Jenna is NOT the next Vecepia (and if she
is, we're going to stop watching this show).
Furthermore, jury analysis leads us to believe
Amber is the winner.
Let's face it. Jury votes are very unpredictable.
Just ask Greg Buis, Zoe and Christy. Who thought
Jenna Morasca would win, 6-1? Who thought Tijuana
would vote for Lillian? We know Rob won't butter up
anyone on the jury, which is a big mistake, because
buttering up earns votes (see Kim Powers and Penny).
And the dead grandmother or mother dying of cancer
routine has been done.
Amber appears to have two votes locked up. So she
needs just two more. Here's our best guess as how
the voting will go:
Lex (votes Amber): While he voted for Amber
because Rob had immunity, he feels totally stabbed
in the back by Rob. As Mark Burnett said in
Entertainment Weekly, the jury won't be voting
objectively. These people are friends and the voting
will be "very personal." Lex swears he will never be
friends with Rob ever again. "He’s a despicable
scoundrel," Lex said
recently.
Kathy (votes Amber?): She also feels deeply
betrayed by Rob. And while she may join her friend
Lex in voting for Amber, she still feels strongly
about her former tribemate. She isn't friends with
Rob, in fact, she thinks he actually has a
psychological problem. But does she have even a
shred of respect for Amber to give her the
money instead of the supposed "bigger evil" in Rob?
Alicia (votes Amber): She states specifically
that she wouldn't vote for Rob. She's NOT Amazon's
Christy, who lied about not wanting to vote for one
of her "evil stepsisters." Christy voted for Jenna M
to win, though some conspiracy theorists claim
Christy didn't understand fully that you're supposed
to "vote FOR the winner." Alicia made her statement
long after the show.
Shii Ann (votes Amber): Shii told the world
about Amber controlling the game. "From one
Shii-Devil to another."
Tom (votes Rob): I just can't see Tom voting
for a woman. He actually feels sorry for Rob falling
under Amber's spell, just like Bill Clinton. (Check
out Markopolo's
Ep. 14 Insider). Amber could pass for a
thin
Monica
Lewinsky anyway.
Rupert
(votes Rob): Hagrid Rupert honestly thinks Rob
is playing the game well. He doesn't really seem to
respect Amber, and his goal in this game, like Tom,
has been to suck up to Rob. Of course, Amber was
able to "suck up" a lot more.
Jenna (votes Amber): She'll vote based on
perky friendship. That means, girlfriend! But good
news! She might be getting married, too. Guess the
"Single-mom" shtick won't work in the end after all.
ONE LAST NOTE: If this were any other season,
Rob might win easily. But because this is All-Stars,
because this is a "personal" vote, and because the
jury is women-dominated, Amber should earn enough
votes to win. Of course, we could be wrong about the
margin. Jury votes are always tough to guess.
PREDICTION:
Ambore is now Amboar, as in the wild, wacky winner
of Survivor All-Stars. Amber wins in a 5-2 vote.
(WARNING:
This is
NOT a sourced pick, so don't go betting your life
savings like people did on Darrah last time! Sit
back, relax, and hope we're right -- otherwise,
we'll go Ghandia bonkers!)
Check our constantly updated
SurvivorMeter for more
information, or the Spoiling
the spoilers
FINALE Analysis
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Rupert
and his wife Laura were disgusting last week! Tom
was right not to take them. Would you want to be
"rewarded" with show?
E-mail markopolo100@yahoo.com
with your answer. We'll post the best
ones!
Here are a few examples::
1) Rob
blowing chunks after eating farfaru in Survivor
Marquesas. Check out the
Robchunks.gif.
(WARNING to modem users...file is LARGE)
2) MamaKim in a thong! YUCK. (Picture outlawed by
federal authorities)
3) Christy's armpits. (Kelly W's armpits close
runner-up).
Last week's
biggest challenge win brought
numerous responses.
Here's FIRST PLACE and runner-up: (They both won
INCREDIBLE prizes)***
FIRST PLACE
Rudy's immunity win in (Episode 9 of)
Survivor: Borneo. This proved that even the
dumbest old people on the planet can beat a bunch
of stupid kids in a challenge.
- Christopher Rayner
Editor's note: This was by far the dumbest
response I've ever gotten, dumb enough to win
first place. (Rudy "Uhhh....I don't know" Boesch
is still a hero to me).
RUNNER-UP
Jenna M. (Survivor 6: Amazon) Her final 4 and
final 3 immunity wins were very important. Her
friend (Heidi) had been voted out in the final 5
and there was just her and 3 other guys (Rob C,
Butch, and Matt). If she hadn't won the maze
challenge or the head-dress/endurance challenge,
she would have been ousted for sure, and Rob C.
may have won. (Don't even go there).
-- Brian
E-mail markopolo100@yahoo.com with your answer to this week's question and
YOU TOO CAN WIN!
*** Prize is secret, unreleased
episode of Oz, starring
Debb Eaton titled, "is she man enough to ...
you know?"
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