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Survivor 9:
Episode 1
Airs September 2004.
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-- This week's Survivor notebook covers All-Star awards, a Day in the Life of Rob, and how Amber can save the milk industry.

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The Survivor notebook. IT'S HERE! Markopolo's newest weekly installment!

-- Markopolo's Episode 15 The FINALE Insider Transcript (A picturesque look back at the reunion show, plus all of the interviews where the castaways plea for the million dollars.).

-- How did we do in spoiling the finale? Check out the Finale Episode spoilers and see how we did.

-- Markopolo's Survivor Boot Pick draft starring Chris Berman Probst and Mel Burnett Kiper.
 
Archives -- our spoiling excellence (or lack thereof)
Ep. 1 boot sheet Tina           Ep. 2 boot sheet Rudy
Ep. 3 boot sheet Jenna         Ep. 4 boot sheet Rob C.
Ep. 5 boot sheet Richard      Ep. 6 boot sheet Susan       
Ep. 7 boot sheet Colby         Ep. 8 boot sheet Ethan       
Ep. 9 boot sheet Jerri           Ep. 10 boot sheet Lex
Ep. 11 boot sheet Kathy       Ep. 12 boot sheet Alicia
Ep. 13 boot sheet Shii Ann   Ep. 14 boot sheet Tom

SUPER, AWESOME FINALE BOOT SHEET Rupert-Jenna-Rob WINNER=Amber
 
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Ep.7 Question of the week Worst quitter ever?
Markopolo's Ep. 6 prediction "Passion of the Rob"
Markopolo's Ep. 5 prediction "Mark Burnett on Super Millionaire"
QUESTION OF THE WEEK: Most disgusting or painful to watch moments?
Rupert and his wife Laura were disgusting last week! Tom was right not to take them. Would you want to be "rewarded" with this?



E-mail markopolo100@yahoo.com with your answer. We'll post the best ones!

Here are a few examples::

1) Rob blowing chunks after eating farfaru in Survivor Marquesas. Check out the Robchunks.gif. (WARNING to modem users...file is LARGE)

2) MamaKim in a thong! YUCK. (Picture outlawed by federal authorities)

3) Christy's armpits. (Kelly W's armpits close runner-up).
 


Last week's biggest challenge win brought numerous responses.
Here's FIRST PLACE and runner-up: (They both won INCREDIBLE prizes)***

FIRST PLACE
Rudy's immunity win in (Episode 9 of) Survivor: Borneo. This proved that even the dumbest old people on the planet can beat a bunch of stupid kids in a challenge.
- Christopher Rayner

Editor's note: This was by far the dumbest response I've ever gotten, dumb enough to win first place. (Rudy "Uhhh....I don't know" Boesch is still a hero to me).

RUNNER-UP
Jenna M. (Survivor 6: Amazon) Her final 4 and final 3 immunity wins were very important. Her friend (Heidi) had been voted out in the final 5 and there was just her and 3 other guys (Rob C, Butch, and Matt). If she hadn't won the maze challenge or the head-dress/endurance challenge, she would have been ousted for sure, and Rob C. may have won. (Don't even go there).
-- Brian

E-mail markopolo100@yahoo.com with your answer to this week's question and YOU TOO CAN WIN!

*** Prize is secret, unreleased episode of Oz, starring Debb Eaton titled, "is she man enough to ... you know?"

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